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Bilbo Baggins, when 13 burly, hairy, sweaty, stocky men end up on his doorstep in the night:
The Things We Want
Pairing(s): Bofur x Bilbo
Rating: T
Warnings: None (that I know of?)
Words: 2,049
His mother had taught him that what someone wanted did not always align with what a loved one needed.
When he had been a dwarfling he had caught a shiny, green beetle in a jar and excitedly brought it into the kitchen where his mother was preparing the evening meal.
"Look, amad! I found him in the grass!"
She had knelt down to look, smiled and patted him on the head.
"Just make sure you let it go when you're done looking at it."
"Why?"
"Because it'll die if you don't."
"I don't want it to die, but I want to keep it. I can feed it!"
"Sometimes the best way to care for something is to let it go."
"I don't want to let it go!"
"Bofur, it's not about wanting. It's about caring and doing the right thing. That insect needs to be outside in the grass. That is where it belongs."
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Regarding that last reblog, that's another thing the Hobbit films missed out on: Bilbo didn't whine nearly enough about how hungry he constantly was. He's a Hobbit and a TOOK and you expect me to believe he just kept quiet about it the whole time?
Me: I mean, The Hobbit trilogy is rubbish compared to Lord of the Rings.
Also me: I'd die protecting all the dwarves and Bilbo and no one hurts my vertically challenged sons.
Also if you ever feel down, please, I beg of you, go read the extended hobbit family trees in the back of Return of the King, you will not be disappointed by what you find there. There will never be another human being as good at naming hobbits as Tolkien was. If you thought "Bilbo Baggins" was an endearingly silly name, know that he has nothing on "Gorbulas [who is the son of Orbulas] Brandybuck." Merry and Pippin both share an ancestor named, I swear to god, "Mimosa Bunce"
can…can we be definitely sure that Mimosa Bunce was named after the plant and not the cocktail
he knew
Chapters: 1/?
Fandom: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Bilbo Baggins/Bofur
Characters: Bilbo Baggins, Bofur (Tolkien), Belladonna Took, Bungo Baggins, Gandalf | Mithrandir, Thorin Oakenshield, Bombur (Tolkien), Bifur (Tolkien)
Additional Tags: Fluff, Angst, Romance, Humor, Grief/Mourning, Self-Discovery, Not Beta Read
Summary:
In a world that rapidly begins to change just as he turns of age Bilbo finds himself thrust into the current of life. With the wisdom bestowed upon him in his youth he embarks on a journey to find his foothold and discovers that the treasures of the past somehow find their way back.
The @tolkienrsb (Tolkien Reverse Summer Bang) fics are now live! I collaborated with the lovely @lindirs-gaze who wrote a lovely piece called Home and Heart and can be read here. There's also a bonus illustration too.
Fic info:
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Hobbit - All Media Types
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Bilbo Baggins/Bofur
Characters: Bilbo Baggins, Bofur (Tolkien), Bifur (Tolkien), Bombur (Tolkien), Bombur's Wife, Bombur's Children
Additional Tags: Fluff, Found Family, Adoption
Summary:
His neighbors stared as he passed, some of them silently shaking their heads, but he paid them no mind. No one called out to ask where he was going, and he had no doubt they had already guessed.
Let them judge. One more adventure couldn't hurt his reputation much more. Thoughts of Bofur's letter had kept him up all night, and when he'd finally found sleep, he'd dreamed of mountains and winding rivers and the low singing of the dwarves.
When he had woken up the next morning, there had been no doubt in his mind about what he was going to do.
The @tolkienrsb (Tolkien Reverse Summer Bang) fics are now live! I collaborated with the lovely @lindirs-gaze who wrote a lovely piece called Home and Heart and can be read here. There's also a bonus illustration too.
Fic info:
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Hobbit - All Media Types
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Bilbo Baggins/Bofur
Characters: Bilbo Baggins, Bofur (Tolkien), Bifur (Tolkien), Bombur (Tolkien), Bombur's Wife, Bombur's Children
Additional Tags: Fluff, Found Family, Adoption
Summary:
His neighbors stared as he passed, some of them silently shaking their heads, but he paid them no mind. No one called out to ask where he was going, and he had no doubt they had already guessed.
Let them judge. One more adventure couldn't hurt his reputation much more. Thoughts of Bofur's letter had kept him up all night, and when he'd finally found sleep, he'd dreamed of mountains and winding rivers and the low singing of the dwarves.
When he had woken up the next morning, there had been no doubt in his mind about what he was going to do.
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Bilbo Baggins/Bofur
Characters: Bilbo Baggins, Bofur (Tolkien)
Additional Tags: Post-Canon, Fluff, Cuddling & Snuggling, Shameless Shippiness, Mild Innuendo, Fade to Black
Summary: A Dwarf could never settle permanently in the Shire, any more than a hobbit could settle permanently in the mountains. Happily, both Bilbo and Bofur know there's more to home than just a place to lay your head at the end of the day.
I've been feeling a bit under the weather, on and off, so I decided to cheer myself up by writing some fluff with my newest cuddly ship. I wub them. đź’•
(Honestly, it is ungodly fluffy.)
At least the concession stand is still open.
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